Rainbowstrike, Warrior Pony

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Bio:

Hi I’m Violet and this is my pony Rainbowstrike!

Mr. Max bought her for me because I was good and stabbed a shadow monster! If I knew that stabbing shadow monsters got me ponies I would have done it all the tiiime!
She’s the prettiest pony ever because a nice lady made her alllll raiiiinbows!

Her favorite foods are hay and the stories I tell her about the adventures I go on with Mr. Max. I have to make up some new stories because she likes them so much! She is my bestest friend besides Mr. Max and she can go faster than any pony ever because she is a pony princess!

She loves prancing, and playing, and running, and being stroked with a comb, and ribbons, and bows, and sparkles, and love, and….

[YOU PUT ON YOUR AMULET OF HORSE SPEAK]

GREETINGS HUMAN. I SEE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ME. I AM EQUUIX, KING OF ALL HORSEKIND. I WAS CAPTURED BY A DARK SPIRIT WHO ATTACKED MY KINGDOM OF HORSELVANIA, AND ITS DARK MAGIC FORCED ME INTO THIS WEAK AND YOUTHFUL FORM.

YOU MUST RETURN ME TO THE HORSETHRONE, SO I MIGHT REGAIN MY TRUE MIGHT AND CAST THE EVIL FROM HORSELVANIA FOREVER. YOU MUST HEED ME, HUMAN WARRIOR, FOR HORSELVANIA IS THE SOURCE OF ALL MAGIC IN GRAYFERROW. IF IT IS CAPTURED BY EVIL THEN ALL SHALL BE LOST

WHATCEASE STROKING ME, HUMAN CHILD. I AM THE MIGHTY HORSE KING EQUUIX, YOU SHALL NOT RIDE ME LIKE A COMMON MULE. NO STOP….STOP PUTTING BOWS IN MY MANE. THIS MANE IN THE GLORIOUS GENETIC CROWN OF THE HORSE KINGS, PASSED DOWN FROM FATHER TO SON FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, AND YOU MUST NOT SULLY IT WITH YOUR BOWS. IT IS BAD ENOUGH THAT ELADRIN WIZARD TURNED ME THIS RIDICULOUS COLOR. STOP IT. STOP IT, I ORDER YOU.

BY THE SEVEN GUARDIAN ANCESTORS OF HORSELVANIA, I COMMAND YOU.

STOP.

SERIOUSLY, STOP IT.

[YOU REMOVE YOUR AMULET OF HORSESPEAK]

…and sharing and friendship and me of course, and Mr. Max, and the nice lady who made her rainbows, and prancing, and hay, and that’s it.

NEIGH. NEEEEIGH. NNEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHH

Rainbowstrike, Warrior Pony

Helena Xanderjayblood