A big old pussy
BYLINE- EVERSHADE – After decades of research, magical scientists in the city of Evershade have finally succeeded in creating that most desired of magical relics: the dude who sucks a million times.
The project, codenamed “Damien”, was the result of years of genetic manipulation and psychological torture. Its pussiness knew no bounds, and was capable of being reduced to tears at the merest notion.
Tragically, he escaped his captivity, crying so much that it made his guards pity him enough to let him go. His whereabouts are unkonwn, though he probably became a nobleman or something, because that’s the only job that a big ol’ damn pussy like him could ever handle.