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  • Garf

    Not much is known about Garf, especially not why his name is so god damned stupid. Many theories abound, however. Some scholars believe that his mother suffered a fatal heart attack when asked to name her newborn child, and her death rattle was …

  • Colin

    When Colin was a young boy, he had two strong loves: Guarding things, and eating things. Often, he would guard things that he was about to eat. His eleven siblings would often get mad as Colin guarded with his very life the three cookies that mom intended …

  • chain devil

    DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE | *DIE!* | *Are you dead?* | *When will you die?* | *Hurry up and die already* | *Bleeding?* | | Not yet | Almost... | Very soon | I'm dying. | Definitely bleeding. | *Checklist for a Dead Chain Devil* # Is this mother f-er …

  • Damien D'Nobleman

    BYLINE- EVERSHADE - After decades of research, magical scientists in the city of Evershade have finally succeeded in creating that most desired of magical relics: the dude who sucks a million times. The project, codenamed "Damien", was the result of …