That Silly Vampire Lord
One man….turned into a vampire.
One dream….throw the sweetest damn vampire party any vampire’s ever seen this side of Castle Caprone.
One problem….HE GOT IN OUR WAY.
One other problem….All his shit got ruined in a couple of seconds.
One third problem, now that we’re talking about problems….He wasn’t ever very good at domination, or this whole “vampire” thing.
Might as well throw in a fourth problem…He’s dead now.