Durk of Dude street : Teleportation researcher and dog lover.
Durk was from Dude Street.
Durk loved his dogs.
One day, he thought: “Why must I be from dude street? Why must I be ANYWHERE? Why can’t I be….anywhere?”
So through this, he started messing with obelisks, through powerful magicks, through dangerous other realms.
He sent his dog, Missy, through the portal, and it came out tailless. THEN IT CAME OUT AGAIN.
TWO DOGS. OUT OF ONE. THE DUDE CREATED A DUPLICATOR THAT WORKS WITH ORGANIC LIFE. THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST DEVELOPMENT IN THE HISTORY OF MAN. IT WILL END SCARCITY, IT WILL MAKE IT SO ALL PEOPLE CAN BE FED WELL, IT ENSURES ALL RESOURCES WILL LAST FOREVER.